Goose: Whatchoo doing? Watch wear your going! Who are you antway little giant
Jack: I’m Jack and I’m not a giant I’m a real boy
Goose: Alright Pinocchio! What’s the difference?
Jack: Well I’m smaller and not as mean, (pause) what are you, a duck?
Goose: Excuse me, does it look like I am a duck? Duck are small and stupid (Jack starts backing away); I am not a duck, thank you very much. I’m a goose!
Jack: What’s the difference?
Goose: Excuse me. (add line) Where are you going?
Jack: Home … I hope.
Goose: Home? You mean somewhere not here? Somewhere else? Somewhere beyond these four walls?
Jack: Erm Yes?
Goose: (gasp) Tiny giant, take me with you, please!
Jack: (yelling) I am not a giant!
(Goose covers Jacks mouth)
Goose: Lower your tiny voice! Or the giant will hear us. (Pause to look around the room) Please take me with you, I can’t take it no more, that big dude is mean, rude, ugly; unlike yourself might I add. Pleeease!
Jack: Well … I’m afraid I-
Goose: I can give you gold, lots of it.
(Jack turns to the audience)
Jack: This could solve all my family’s problems. (Looking at the goose) Fine but stay close.
(Jack goes to exit stage left)
Goose: Other way little giant.
(Jack turns around and exits stage right)
Goose: My saviour.
(Goose exits stage right)
Giant: Fe fi fo fum THE ENGLISHMAN HAS TAKEN MY GOOSE!
Narrator: Bellowed the Giant. Jack and The Goose looked at each other with fear as they knew that if they were caught the giant would gobble them up whole for lunch. Their only chance to escape will be to run to the beanstalk and go home. So that’s what they did.
We then decided to add the Benny Hill theme as Jack and the Goose run back to the beanstalk. The two of them run around the hall once as toby walks on on stage, as the two of them reach the stage there is a break in the song in which the two of them do an over exaggerated breath. they then contiue to run but smack into Toby who then joins them as they run around the hall again, they then repeat the other exaggerated breath as the three of them then run into Dan M who also joins them for one last lap of the hall as when they reach the stage last time, Toby and Dan run off as finally Carl and Tom jump down the beanstalk.
Jack: Mum I'm home and..
Mum: Where have you been? I have been worried sick!
Jack: I climbed up the beanstalk mum..
Mum: WHAT ?! What happened?
Jack: Well…(storytelling) I went up the beanstalk and found this land on top of the clouds which had a huge castle in the distance, then I met these people called Munchkins. They welcomed me to the Sky by singing and dancing. Then I snuck off to the castle which they told me not to go to, but I did anyway. I then, snuck under the door which was HUUUUUGE and everything was massive! It belonged to a giant who tried to eat me, so I ran all the way home.
MUM: Well you have been busy … but Jack giants don’t exist.
Jack: But I have proof… (indicating the goose)
Mum: What a duck ?
Goose: EXCUSE ME?
Mum: Oh a talking Duck?
GOOSE: OH MY GOD? Is everyone here so silly.
Jack: Mum this is a goose who can lay golden eggs. Look I have one here ?
Mum : Fantastic where did you get the goose from?
Jack: The Giants castle
Mum: So you stole the Giants goose?
Narrator: Then suddenly a huge voice bellowed from above.
Giant: Fe fi fo fum that Englishman will be my lunch.
Narrator: Jack his mum and the goose all looked at each other in terror confused about what to do. Then Jack realised he only had one choice.
Jack : We are going to have to cut down the stalk.
Goose and Mum: WHAT?!
Jack: it’s the only way. Kids I need your help repeat after me. Cut cut cut the stalk etc.
Narrator: The beanstalk then fell from the sky and crashed to the floor. Jack had saved everyone with the Giant stuck in the sky.
Jack: We did it thank you kids!
Mother: Jack, you were so brave! I am so proud of you, I’m sorry I ever doubted you
Jack: That’s okay mum, I’m just happy we’re safe now, and we’ll never have to starve again!
Mother: now we have so much gold from the castle and the goose, we can have a party!
Jack: YESS
We then decided on our finally to be "I’m a believer" from Shrek as its is a fimilar tune to children so they would b able to sing along and dance with the song. We changed some of the words as well as shortening the song
Tom:
I thought love was
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Tom and Meg:
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams
Everyone:
And then we saw your face
Now We're a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in our mind
We're in love
We're a believer
we couldn't leave you
If we tried
Now We're a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in our mind
We're in love
We're a believer
we couldn't leave you
If we tried
Freya:
I thought love was
More or less a given thing
But the more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
More or less a given thing
But the more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
Dan M and Freya:
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
Everyone:
And then we saw your face
Now we're a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in our mind
We're in love
We're a believer
We couldn't leave your
If we tried
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When we wanted sunshine
we got rain
And then we saw your face
Now we're a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in our mind
We're in love
We're a believer
We couldn't leave your
If we tried
Todays lesson went very well as have successfully managed finish staging all of Jack and the beanstalk but we all now need to spend our time going over all of Jack to make sure what we have learned will stick with us so that we don't have to spend time on re-learning any scenes from Jack. We also need to go over Little red and Goldilock before next lesson as we are close to our performance date as we are planning to perform at both St. Margret's Infants and Thames view Infants.