WIRG Speaking in role 2

(They exit.  Paul stands staring after them.)

I’m confused… what else is new, I’m always confused. I thought I had made a friend today, I mean I have friends but not friends like Chris and Angus but like a proper friend. Emily was crying while I was studying so I went over and talked to her. I found out that she had a teddy bear for when she’s upset. I talked to her about the posters Rose had been putting up around school… about Emily being pregnant. Emily was really nice… I mean really nice because she actually talked to me. I know all the girls like me and everything, they’re just shy which is why they avoid me but Emily actually talked to me. She was so upset about Chris telling rose about the baby. Chris really annoys me; sometimes I wish that Chris would just vanish… that he would be gone forever and that he’d never come back and that they would find the body a few weeks later, it would be broken, decayed, covered in maggots and rats eating away at his flesh. (Painfully long pause)Emily hugged me, she actually hugged me I told her that we could skip school tomorrow and then she hugged me. She even kissed me… on the forehead but she still kissed me and she held my hand until Alysa shouted out her. They talked a bit about how I was bad for her to be around and Chris would be annoyed at that. Emily then said that she was using me to get a day off; Alysa then proceeded to call me “Fatty”. Emily then left after saying “Thanks for taking my name off the list”, so Emily is grateful for what I have done for her but chooses those mean girls over me… I don’t think I will ever understand girls.

WIRG Speaking in role 1

(Paul enters.  He holds a tray of food.  He sits by himself.  He watches the kids at each table.)

Paul: Sitting by myself… again. It’s not that I have no one to sit with, I have loads of friends but I just want some alone time at the moment because the guys, Sean, Angus and Chris are talking about girls and I don’t have much experience in that area so I wouldn’t really contribute much to them. It sounds like Sean has got a date with Dayna and Chris has just made a gesture about her boob and ass size… she is nice… I guess. (Looks over to the girls table) I think Emily and Alysa just found out that Dayna is going out with Sean. Emily doesn’t seem impressed with this buy Alysa is encouraging it I think. I could go over and talk to them but it been unfair on the other guys because I know what they think of me, they’re always inviting me to parties where it’s just me and all the girls. I think they all kind of like me but they can’t decide which one of them should get me. (Looks over to the Annie) Annie is trying to find out which one of the girls Jessie likes and Jessie is saying how he wishes he was in a different social group. I could go over and sit with them but who wants to sit with a group where the people in that group don’t even want to be a part of the group. Jody is alright though; he’s a nice guy but not much to say about him, I don’t really know him. I have lots of friends but like I said I just don’t like hanging out with all them… especially Chris. I mean I like Chris… sometime it’s just he is always bullying me, in know he joking but it sometimes hurts me. I wish I could joker around with Chris like he does with me, I wish I could put his head in a toilet while I laugh or slam him into a locker as I walk away sniggering or even laugh at him while other hold him down and repeatedly punch him in the stomach, again and again… and again and AGAIN until he starts to throw up vomit and blood. Then I’ll see if he’s still laughing.